Imparare l’inglese divertendosi è un metodo infallibile per migliorare il proprio livello di conoscenza: infatti approcciarsi ad una lingua straniera in maniera rilassata può rivelarsi molto più proficuo di quanto si pensi! Ecco perché oggi faremo una carrellata di semplici e brevi barzellette in lingua inglese che ti aiuteranno a praticare l’inglese col sorriso sulle labbra.
Ma ricorda: alcuni di questi joke rappresentano le tipiche “freddure” dall’English Humor… perciò non temere se non corrispondono proprio ai nostri canoni di humor! Impara l’inglese con le barzellette: può rivelarsi un buon metodo per acquisire nuovi vocaboli e praticare la lingua di Sua Maestà!
Doctor: The check you gave me for my bill came back.
Patient: So did my cold!
Mom: You have been fighting again, Kevin! You have lost two of your front teeth!
Kevin: I haven’t lost them, Mum, I have got them in my pocket!
Teacher: Kevin, what do you know about the Dead Sea?
Kevin: I didn’t even know it was ill, Sir!
Teacher: Clara please point to America on the map.
Clara: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Clara did.
Teacher: Where are you from, Jane?
Jane: From Scotland.
Teacher: What part?
Jane: All of me!
A: What is the longest word in the English language?
B: Smiles; because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
Julia: Sir, should anyone be punished for something he hasn’t done?
Teacher: No, of course not!
Julia: Good, because I haven’t done my homework!
A young boy shows his mother how expert he is on his new bicycle.
YB: Look, Mum, look! No hands… Look, Mum! No feet… Look, Mum, no teeth!
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
A: How do you like school?
B: Closed!
